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10:53 PM

Hero: Davin the Bakua Avenger
Base stats: strength
Stats: strength: 150
strength: 150
strength: 150
strength: 150
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Once a proud warrior of the Bakua country and the captain of the elite bakua force BeeChengHiang, davin had everything he could have asked for in life.. fame, fortune, power, fa.... fantastic wealth, ok, maybe not brains. But davin led a carefree life as the righthand man of BeeChengHiang, until THAT DAY... on a bright yellow sunny warm blablabla day... the army of the sentinel struck, led by the digustingly ugly and stupid lingfokkayu and the dreaded swimming pool fat mistress, KEE, the army of D.U.F (disgustingly ugly females) raided the land of Bakua, killing off the entire BeeChengHiang force... and leaving all the other Bakuas dead... however, deep in the ruins of the BeeChengHian memorial hall, Davin awoke... in his fury, he hunted down his enemies, only managing to track down the old and slow lingfokkayu... davin killed the short woman with one blow and continued his tracking of the terrifying KEE. after years of tracking, davin finally found his foe.. arming himself for battle davin launched at the enemy, however, davin was dismayed to find that he could not beat KEE's ultimate skill: "Kope-ur-swimming-pool-funds-to-buy-fried-rice". the ultimate techinque left davin exhausted and HUNGRY, however, davin was rescued by a fellow survivor, nicholas the sharptits. together, they made their way to the nearest farm and to everyone's surprise, davin ate the WHOLE FARM, and went on to the next, finally, after davin ate 16 farms... (thus, his cute and chubby figure) he decided it was time for revenge, together with nicholas, the 2 bakuas seeked the help of the Lich King Zhong to grant them power and knowledge to defeat the KEE!. From then on, in order to remind himself of his revenge, davin lives upon the motto of....
"Keep-your-fat-money-grubbing-hands-to-yourself-you-D.U.F"

Spell 1: Bounce (active)
With Davin's trememndous strength, he often rams the ball so hard that the ball bounces back with equally hard force. However, due to his lack of estimation, he sometimes bounce so high that it goes over the opponent's goalposts, resulting in a miss. when activated, davin deals a massive damage of 1000 to one enemy, then a force off 900 will be bounced to the next and so on so forth. however, theres a 20% chance of davin doing 0 damage to everyone.

Spell 2: Massive bulk (passive)
after devouring the 16 farms, davin went into deep training, TRYING HIS BEST to build a body of muscles as strong as steel. Passively raises davin's armour by 30 and magic reduction by 20%, however, davin lowers his movement speed by 40 in the process.

Spell 3: Superb control (active)
By living on the motto of "Keep-your-fat-money-grubbing-hands-to-yourself-you-D.U.F", davin learns to protects his belongings with great skill. when activated, davin stays in possesion of the ball for the next 10 seconds and opponents are not able to steal it from him.

Ultimate: Anyhow-shoot-with-tremendous-strength
In his moment of fury, davin is able to summon up all his strength to deal a final blow of victory to his opponents, however, when blinded by anger, davin fails to see anything but the goalposts, also, davin uses alot of strength in his last shot, unabling him to fan ji. When activated, davin increases base strength by 200 and deals an extra 3000 damage to opponents, however, if he loses 40 armour and 40 movement speed after shooting.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this was what yip yang wrote for me. lol, so i cannot kill him or anything lol. hwachong dota polo team hahahahhahaa.

oh. ytd's training was pretty much okay bah. lost to jc 2s (expected) and managed to beat jc 1s, consisting of ian, sean, yip kang, wen zhe, hanlin, clement and zhi hong. i scored 2 (: haha. hope i can continue to improve, cause now i got new centreman tactic from renkai. hee. watch out bitches, hwachong no. 3 is back.

Saturday, February 03, 2007
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