10:03 PM
Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful
My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Oh, sorry
Should I
Do you wanna start over?
Or keep going?
OK.
Now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of
Adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you "Fartypants"
But you'll always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work
That Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
You're half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
Noone's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom
And you're forty two
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
omg, this is just a classic from Weird Al Yankovic. Seriously. hahahahahahaha, i laughed until my stomach was damn pain LOL XD hahaha. u can go download it off his webbie, or if u ask really really really really nicely, i just might send it to you :D hahaha, jsut kidding lah, just approach me any time XD
anw, jokes aside, today's lit paper was quite relatively sorta OKAY -beams- wrote quite alot for section B: 19 pages ZOMGHANDPAIN haha, and jianrui wrote 26 PAGES ZOMGHANDMOREPAIN lol. AND FINALLY IM GLAD TO ANNOUNCE -drumroll- THAT ALL THE MUGGING SUBJS ARE FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD now left only chinese paper 1, which is tmr, which is also THE LAST DAY OF EXAMS WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! XDDDDDDDD
and slim had to go ruin it all ): NOW MY FIRST FREE SAT AFTER EXAMS IS GONNA BE FREE NO MORE -sniff- and i have to spend it at jurong pri sch with jurong pri kiddys propagating explaining to em abt our sch and all. yepp.
anw, boarded 156 after sch. then at coronation bus stop this, im sorry to say, f***tard boarded, holding a redbull can AND A CIGARETTE. me and cheng rui were like WHAT THE F***. he looked like some gangster, with tattoos on both arms, then hairstyle uber guai lan, had this uber long fringe hangin down his forehead (i told u he was a weirdo), and wore shades. AND HE BLOODY STANK UP THE WHOLE FRIGGIN BUS. SERIOUSLY. FROM COLD AIR-CON TO SOME STINKY SMOKE INFESTED PUB LIKE FEEL. SHEESH. but, of course no one dared to approach him to tell him to f*** off the bus cause all of us valued our precious lives and didnt want to make the bus have an accident at the nearest petrol station and ultimately cause an explosion, and also didnt want to end up at the hospital with 10 stitches across the forehead and glass shards in our eyes and noses or smth. yeap. its kinda weird of people like me to be saying this now, like complaining abt that asshole and yet not doing anything at that point of time, and also perhaps fantasising about the possibility of being a hero in that bus with only 4 or 5 people (including the bus driver), but yet at that point of time being scared that we might get beaten up or smth. but its human nature i guess, yepp.
ok, digressing. SO, on the eve of chinese paper one, our very shuai and cool chinese teacher posted a very heartwarming message on the messageboard:
作文、应用文诀窍:
写作须审题，
审后列大纲。
字体要端正，
文笔要流畅。
作文最少3，
发誓不过4。
应用最少2，
打死不过3。
错字勿重犯，
格式要记牢。
祝
明天华文考试顺利
沈老师启
ZOMG DAMN COOL LAH XD. seriously man, who would expect this from a teacher. woohoo, he's gotta be the most dedicated chinese teacher i've ever met. yepp XD hope he teaches me next year again. ahahaha.
wheee chinese tmr, hope can use the electronic dictionary thingo i bought from creative for 25 bucks, else it woulda have been a waste of money. jeez.
and ZOMG MR FIRST CLASS GENIUS KWAN JIN YAO read my lasagne post, and being the genius as he was, he had advice for me, so as to prevent any further lasganes from ending up with the same fate as mr burnt layer:
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
davin i justr read ur blog
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
and and just wanna tell you
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
put aluminium foil over ur thingy
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
it isnt abt the time
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
or maybe u shld have left the top layer on
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
yep
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
then it wont burnt
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
like what happened
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
and and
lets pull through this together guanyinmiao™ 我明年会再来的！明天会更好！ says:
when it burnt u shld have smelt it from outside the microwave thingy =)
12slc. davin. imma screw eoy's ass so badly even its own mama won't recognise it. *cough cough cough* says:
i had a blocked nose ):
genius 就是 genius. first class somemore leh ahahahaha :PPP anyway, imma TRY AGAIN. and hopefully it doesnt have the same fate as mr burnt layer >.<
lalalalalala, looking forward to cutting my hair and the EFF AREH EE EE DEE OH EYM FREEDOM XD after exams man. WOOOOOOOOO! life's never gonna be this good.
haha, and a side note. how come everybody (okay , nearly everybody) seems to be playing alr? lol, no one's treating chinese compo like an exam sia. hahahaha.
PEACE OUT-
you're beautiful.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
me.
